When was the last time you lost a tooth, and I don't just mean at the dentist?!!
So I was in a back ally one early Saturday morning (3am - & somewhere where I should not be) anyway I was walking home from a club in Melbourne because I couldn't find a taxi(douggh!).
So I was in a back ally one early Saturday morning (3am - & somewhere where I should not be) anyway I was walking home from a club in Melbourne because I couldn't find a taxi(douggh!).
All of a sudden I could hear this thumping and groaning (so I hid - behind a bin that smelled of vomit, nice!), anyway when the coast was well clear I jumped out and started on my way again and saw these bloody remains on the ground and there were a few teeth in amoungst the bloody mess.
Wholly molly 1 of them was huge and rooty and was basically a huge gold filling with something inscribed on it. I picked it up - I couldn't help myself and then I ran the rest of the way home, freaked out that I had just seen that and picked up someone elses bloody tooth.
I woke up the next day with a raging hang over and blood under my finger nail(grose), and I pulled this dudes tooth out of my pocket. What a crazy night - I had to tell someone so I showed my Dad he took it off me the B@rs!?d !! Next week I am wondering what the hell happened to that tooth -
What do you know, my dad got it mounted and stuck it on a gold chain around his neck the freakin weirdo!!?http://brassmafia.bigcartel.com/product/teeth-mafia-mollars-ouch
Wholly molly 1 of them was huge and rooty and was basically a huge gold filling with something inscribed on it. I picked it up - I couldn't help myself and then I ran the rest of the way home, freaked out that I had just seen that and picked up someone elses bloody tooth.
I woke up the next day with a raging hang over and blood under my finger nail(grose), and I pulled this dudes tooth out of my pocket. What a crazy night - I had to tell someone so I showed my Dad he took it off me the B@rs!?d !! Next week I am wondering what the hell happened to that tooth -
What do you know, my dad got it mounted and stuck it on a gold chain around his neck the freakin weirdo!!?http://brassmafia.bigcartel.com/product/teeth-mafia-mollars-ouch
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